Solution

presented under fair use for educational purposes, all rights reserved by the original owners. THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 & 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED BUBBLES ON THE BATTENKILL: SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THE PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN SOURCE WHERE BUBBLES BREED AND AMASS. THIS BREEDING COLONY IS WHERE BUBBLES OF EVERY KNOWN FORM BEGIN AND CAN BE FOUND LATER FROM YOUR KITCHEN SINK TO THE TOP OF YOUR BEER IN THE LOCAL TAPROOM. YOUR SODA POP AS WELL AS YOUR FACIAL CLEANSERS DEPEND UPON THESE ENDANGERED BUBBLES EVERY SINGLE DAY. YOUR CAR WOULD NOT BE SHINEY AND SPARKLING IF IT WERE NOT FOR THESE IMPORTANT, YET ENDANGERED, CREATURES OF GO’D GREEN EARTH. THIS RECENT STUNNING DISCOVERY WAS MADE ON THE BATTENKILL RIVER AT CLARKS MILLS. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON BUBBLE BREEDING AND THE EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING MAY HAVE ON THESE CURRENTLY UNPROTECTED WETLANDS AND BUBBLES, PLEASE CONTACT THE US DEPT OF AGRICULTURE AND LOBBY THEM TO PROTECT THIS PRECIOUS RESOURCE. A BUBBLE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE. Please note the voracious appetite of the cornsilk bubble shark near the 8-minute mark. These are serious predators to bubbles. It’s not often they are captured on film such as this.

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